Ever watched the show “Blind Date” and found yourself yelling at the screen pointing out all the wrong things the fools on the show are doing? Ever sit there and analyze the entire episode from start to finish? Well, so have I. And in that spirit, I have decided to write an analysis of various dating disasters that run across on the net. For the next few entries, I will be analyzing some of the dating disasters found in this article: http:27 Dating Disasters. Now on to the situation…

“My friend Carrie met a guy named Robert on Match.com, and the two went out on what started out as a normal, delightful date. Robert stretched the truth slightly, telling Carrie he lived on the Upper East Side. Turns out he lived in Harlem (at least another 1/2 hour from her place in New Jersey), so there was no way she was going to do the late night trip back to Hoboken. When they got to Robert’s apartment, they were having some wine and discussing regular topics while sitting on the couch, when suddenly Robert flipped out about his career. He got up, paced about the room, and muttered to himself about his career failures. Carrie, creeped out by his sudden shift in behavior, decided to turn in for the night, went to bed, and pretended to sleep. Once Robert thought Carrie was asleep, he downed a handle of Jack Daniels, while his ranting grew more and more disturbing. Carrie tried to calm him down and urged him to come to bed and go to sleep, which he finally agreed to do. But he got up again and went back to his Jack Daniels, downing shots of it this time. After things had finally quieted down, she noticed a strange sound coming from the corner of the bedroom. She got up and saw Robert in the corner of the room where all of her stuff was sitting on the floor, peeing on it. Finally, Carrie made her way home to Hoboken at 2 a.m., clutching her urine-stained belongings.”

Analysis: Here’s another situation with an angry dude who is overly reactive and has no self-control whatsoever. First, this guy clearly has an alcohol problem. He is either a regular daily drinker or a binge drinker, but regardless this clearly isn’t the first time he’s gotten enraged when on the bottle. Further, the way he kept reaching for the Jack Daniels over and over shows that Jack Daniels is probably one of his best friends and only confidantes. Sad.

Besides angry, this guy is most likely depressed and probably hates women to boot. Why is it that being with a woman in his room enraged him so much? Is he really that angry about his career? Or is the presence of a woman and the hint of intimacy that is enough to be fire that lights the fuse? Also, what’s this deal with urinating on the woman’s stuff? If that’s not enough evidence that this guy has some kind of problem with women, and hence, most likely his sexuality, I don’t know what is.

Instead of worrying about dating, this guy needs to be alone to fix himself before he gets anyone else involved in his personal nightmare. Some good therapy would be recommended. Whatever makes this guy so angry most likely comes from some kind of emptiness that can probably be traced to childhood, but that is pure speculation since we don’t know enough about him. However, if we did learn about his past, I’m sure there’s a lot of skeletons in the closet.